In today's newspaper is the story of a Swedish woman who 29 years ago married the Berlin wall.

She insists she has cemented  their relationship. She has changed her surname to Berliner mauer ( Berlin wall in German). She apparently had great sexual relations with her "husband".

She thought that the great wall of China was sexy but a bit thick lol.

When her fella was demolished in 89 she went mad with anger "how dare they maul my husband".

This leaves 3 unanswered questions;

1 Did they have any children?

2 Where was the honeymoon?

3 Does anybody have the number for a good Swedish  Psychiatrist?

Have a great week everybody.

On Saturday I attended a long service award celebration for 20 years service. I was bored at first as both my guests had to blow out.

However by the end of the night I was enjoying myself dancing away with a lovely lady from my office.

A great time was def had.