1. A husband and wife walk along a street in Moscow the man holds up his hand its going to rain his wife says its going to be sunny. They ask the local party leader Rudolph he holds up his hand definately going to rain the wife says i still say sunny.

The husband says listen Rudolph the red knows rain dear.

2. Cain says to his father why do we  live in the wilderness Dad, why cant we live over there (eden) it looks so much better. Adam replies well we used to but your mother ate us out of house and home.

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The Turkey and The Bull

A turkey is chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighs the turkey, "but I just haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replies the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecks at a lump of dung and finds that it actually gives him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reaches the second branch.
Finally after a week, there he is proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Unfortunately he is spotted by a farmer, who shoots him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

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Love n Hugs

Annie

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